A Pointless Story Mystery Cache
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THE CACHE IS NOT
AT THE POSTED COORDINATES.
This
is a puzzle cache. Solve the puzzle - then find the
cache.
THE
CACHE IS NOT AT THE POSTED
COORDINATES.
This is my first puzzle cache. I am the type of cacher who puts
puzzle caches on my ignore list. When you see me logging a puzzle
cache it's usually because I had help solving it or just helped
someone find it. Well, here's my go at putting one out. Hopefully
it's a good one.
THE PUZZLE:
A Pointless Story -
One day, a water moccasin named Buford was slithering across the
sand near SANBASHI. When all of a sudden, a neon pink ATV sped
across the sand and stopped just in front of the snake. Buford
nearly had a heart attack thinking he was going to get flattened.
Just then, the ATV hollars out to the snake, "I'm sorry, but can
you get me the 5th season of Heroes on DVD?" The snake, shocked at
his question, furrowed his brows. "They only made 4 seasons!" This
angered the ATV. He spun around and shot off the in the direction
he came from. Tons of smoke filled the air from the exhaust and
when the smoke cleared there were two Haakai standing before the
snake. Haakai are the most powerful demons. They have dominion over
all the other demons and employ many to serve them. The greatest of
the haakai are called haakai lords. They command magical forces
beyond those of the greatest humanoid archmagi. The demons,
obviously angered, swooped up Buford with force... and ate him.
From under the pier a voice calls out, "Pikachu, I choose you!" It
was Kash Etchum - pokemon trainer. "Pikachu, use thunderbolt!"
Pikachu evolved into Charizard and tore a piece of
conrete off from the pier. With all of his force Charizard threw
the concrete at the Haakai. Obviously, not a thunderbolt... but
close, I guess. The Haakai vanished from sight and the concrete hit
a green whale on accident. "Not again!", exclaimed the whale.
"Y'all need to stop your foolin' around over there." Yes, the whale
was a bit country. He had the cowboy hat, boots, and a piece of
straw in his mouth. Kash was about to have Pikachu do another
thunderbolt when all of a sudden, a loud sound was heard from up
above. Everyone looked to the sky to see what was happening. It was
Apollo 31 and it was gonna crash! There was no stopping the crash
and everyone began to scream. Apollo 31 hit the ground with such
force it created the biggest explosion this world has ever known.
It was like when the dinosaurs died. The explosion set off a chain
reaction and all over the world nuclear bombs began to explode. And
the world was destroyed. Just then, I woke up. "I knew I shouldn't
have ordered extra mushrooms on that pizza! Next time I'm getting
pepperoni."
THE END.
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Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Chmmyr: Angheny Fryrpgvba
Pnpur: Ovfba