The Puzzle
North AB CD.EFG West HIJ KL.MNO
???A - Man1: Glad to meet you, kid, you're a real horse's ass. Is
Lonnegan after you too? Man2: I dunno... I ain't seen anybody.
Man1: You never do, kid
??B? - What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't
think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit
me.
C=x-y-z; zx?y – Man1: You know, we are sitting here, you and
I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do
what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there
and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's
between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into
a widow, brother, you are going down. Man2: There is a flip side to
that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down?
Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face
to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.
???D – Man1: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good.
Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're
in trouble, huh? [Man2 convulses] Man2: No! No, no, not 6! I said
7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't
even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Man1: That -
good point. Man2: 7's the key number here. Think about it.
7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks
twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's
ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like
you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie
time, baby.
???E - The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the
world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
???F - Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we
gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your
businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I
value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll
find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But
you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then
ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole
winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's
just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me
by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn
thing.
???G – Man1: [after gathering his thoughts] Rollo was a purse
snatcher. My father ran into him off duty, and he shot my father
six times and got away clean. No one even knew who he was. I just
made the name up to give him some personality. Man2: What's your
point? Man1: Rollo Tamasi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to
catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. It's
supposed to be about justice. Then somewhere along the way, I lost
sight of that...
???H - Try not. Do or do not. There is no try!
???I - Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of
the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a
vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with
his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good
luck.
???J - There was Dallas, from Phoenix; Cleveland - he was from
Detroit; and Tex... well, I don't remember where Tex come
from.
???K - A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with
some fava beans and a nice chianti.
L=w/v; v??w - When you decide to be something, you can be it.
That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age
they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm
saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the
difference?
???M - Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic
blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a
land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this:
"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
???N – Man1: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes? Man2:
Asps... very dangerous. You go first.
O=t-s; ??ts - Lower your flags and march straight back to England,
stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred
years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live.
Do it not, and every one of you will die today.
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