YOU SMASH IT – WE’LL CACHE IT!
Hello! Welcome to my Roadkill Café Series! Ever see those poor road killed critters just wasting away on the road? Ever feel badly because it’s such a waste? Well, take heart! There is a solution! I will be providing you with a whole SERIES of amazing road kill recipes! By the time you get done with your trip, you will have a whole new perspective on the sight of a main dish on the road! You will be “chomping” at the bit to give these new recipes a shot! Why let it all go to waste?
Bon Appetite!
This is the DOG cache. It is dedicated to all of those unlucky or slow little Bowsers.
Wiildrose story: I almost rolled my truck this Feb 2011, trying to avoid hitting a mutt. It lived to tell the tale, as did I, fortunately!
*(DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME. "Roadkill Recipes" have been created for twisted humorous purposes only. Consumption of rotting, dead animals of any kind is not recommended and could result in serious illness or death -- unless you're a vulture.)
This is not a multi cache. Each cache in this series is an individual cache that can be logged. I’m creating this series to give travelers the opportunity to stretch their legs on the looong drive from Spokane to Seattle, and back. I know that when I have caches along the way on a long road trip, the trip seems to go more quickly. I get back into the rig feeling refreshed and less weary. I hope that these help you all on your long drives…or at least entertain you on the way!
Rules of the Road Kill
1.Freshness is always the rule (if it's still there on your way home, it's too late).
2. Semi-squashed is much better than squashed; anything clobbered by an 18-wheeler is absolutely undesirable.
3. Blacktop surfaces are much preferred over dirt roads; concrete is a gourmet's delight.
4. Remember the early bird catches the...ah, worm!
*Don’t be mislead…I am an animal lover. This is all for fun. Take it in the humorous spirit that it is intended.
ACCESS INFO: Exit # 226 (Schoessler Rd). Can be accessed from either westbound OR eastbound. I have tried to put all of these caches in a place where you can park by the cache site & sit in the rig to read the recipes, or at least have some privacy while doing so.
MANY thanks to Wiild Country Girl for accompanying me on the insane cache-placing journeys. She was SO much help with helping find placement spots, and keeping track of all the other cache proximities, hints, exit numbers, road names, etc, and just plain making the trips more fun. THANK YOU, WCG!