Reality: Tee up the golf ball, take a look down the fairway, get comfortable in your stance, take the club back, full swing....oh, no, not another slice!!!! Way off to the right again! Deep grass, rail fence, cedar trees...just take another ball, and try again! And don't forget to count that lost ball as a stroke (or two).
Cache: Use stealth! Look like a golfer! Remember to bring a pen.