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Hidden : 04/03/2011
Difficulty:
4 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

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We all remember those silly questions that we often ponder and sometimes even debate over.  Well I have listed a few of my own below, feel free to add some of you own in your logs.  Have fun!!

 

·  Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

·  Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

·  Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

·  Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

·  Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

·  Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

·  Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

·  Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

·  Can you cry under water?

·  How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

·  Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

·  Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

·  Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

·  What disease did cured ham actually have?

·  How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

·  If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

·  Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

·  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

·  Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

·  Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

·  Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

·  If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

·  Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

·  If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

·  Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?  They're both dogs!

·  If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

·  If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

·  If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

·  Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

·  Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

·  Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

·  Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

·  If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

 

 

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Vs n gerr snyyf va gur sberfg naq ab bar vf nebhaq gb urne vg, qbrf vg znxr n fbhaq?

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)