Xklondike issued a warning:
"Has anybody noticed that Oldbadger is apparently in
possession of some kind of shrink ray device?
Beware fellow seekers, or you may become the
featured object of a new cache named Tiny Geocachers."
CaityKitola can hardly wait:
"I would LOVE to find a "Tiny Cachers" geocache."
Thefogheads even look forward to such an event:
"Shrink me, please!"
Fear not!
I would never shrink a loving, law-abiding geocacher.
Muggles on the other hand are quite a different matter.
With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan:
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list - I've got a little list
Of geocache offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed - who never would be missed!
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed!
My shrink ray works well on small beasties, but it takes
several zaps to shrink a large animal -- five for a horse.
Three will bring down a muggle at close range.
That's not a problem -- they are everywhere,
and aren't afraid of geocachers.
I quickly shrunk enough to fill a small lock-n-lock
which was left along the Los Gatos Creek Trail.
Feel free to take as many as you like -- there
are plenty more where those came from.