Zoe Mystery Cache

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As there's been no cache to find for months, I'm temporarily archiving this to keep it from continually showing up in search lists. Just contact us when you have the cache repaired, [RED]and assuming it still meets the guidelines[/RED], we'll be happy to unarchive it.

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Hidden : 5/4/2011
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
3 out of 5

Size: Size: micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

This an unknown type cache so it's not at these coordinates and don't be expectin no help. But once you get it you'll probly think you've seen it all before.

ZOE: Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.


MAL: Let's go get our wayward babes.


ZOE: They're not coming. Command says it's too hot. They're pulling out. We're to lay down arms.


WASH: We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero.


ZOE: If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order.


ZOE: Next time we smuggle livestock let's make it something smaller.
WASH: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black market beagles.


ZOE: Sir, is there some information we might be lacking as to why there's an entire Fed squad sitting on this train?


ZOE: I know something ain't right.
WASH: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.


ZOE: Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.


ZOE: Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
WASH: Work, work, work...


MAL: Well look at this. Seems we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
ZOE: Big damn heroes, sir.


WASH: Oh do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not... madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!"


Alliance Commander: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?
ZOE: Fought with a lot of people in the war.
Alliance Commander: And your husband?
ZOE: Fought with him sometimes too.


KAYLEE: Look at the pretties!
WASH: What am I looking at? The girls or the clothes?
JAYNE: The girls.
ZOE: The clothes, please.
KAYLEE: Say, look at the fluffy one!
ZOE: Too much foofarah. If I'm gonna wear a dress I want something with some slink.
WASH: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
JAYNE: I'll chip in.
ZOE: I can hurt you.


MAL: Jayne?
JAYNE: Yeah?
MAL: You wanna tell me why there's a statue of you here lookin' like I owe him something?
JAYNE: Wishin' I could, Captain.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

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Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)


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