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"Jerry ... it's not a lie if you believe it" Mystery Cache

Hidden : 6/16/2011
Difficulty:
3.5 out of 5
Terrain:
4 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


   
Ben Johnson A) People can put things in your ______ and ______ to sabatoge you, like they did to me in Seoul in 1988.
Bill Clinton B) I did not have ______ ______ with that woman.
Pete Rose C) I did not bet on ______.
Rafael Palmeiro D) I have never used ______.  Period.
Richard Nixon E) I am not a ______.
George Constanza F)All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with ______ Industries, and I gave them your phone number.
What a Load! G) The Cache is NOT at the published co-ordinates. This is a completely original cache, which was not inspired by any other cache that we have seen, not on the Niagara Peninsula or anywhere else for that matter. We were having very slight accuracy issues at the time of cache placement, owing to the fact that we obtained co-ordinates during a lightning storm using our fish-finder. If you encounter issues, please let us know because we care.


THE PUZZLE IS COMPLETE, THE FOLLOWING DOES NOT RELATE TO THE PUZZLE

Given the theme, we wanted to be sure everyone understands the following to be truthful. WE DO NOT recommend doing this cache after dark, for a couple of reasons. The attributes are truthful. It may be unfair to say so and this may be an undeserved statement, but we are not comfortable parking near here after dark. As well, the cache location is nearby some steep elevation changes and a full sense of your surroundings is important. Please watch your footing and cache carefully. If you attack this cache from the north, then there is no need to descend into or cross a ravine, although you will need to take a careful step down of a couple of feet. As well, the co-ordinates were obtained with a Magellan Triton 1500, which I find to be usually quite accurate. However, your mileage may vary. The photograph on the Geochecker page is accurate and untouched.



Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Vg'f uvqqra vafvqr n cvrpr bs jbbq ba gur tebhaq, ernyyl, vg vf. Fgrc qbja pnershyyl gb trg vg.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)