The Friends of Mr. Cairo is a notorious gang of
ruffians and hoodlums. They stop at nothing and all that stand in
their way usually disappear from the face of the earth. Never to be
heard from again. Very little is known about this group. They are
only know by their code names: "Tommy the Shark" is da boss; "Jimmy
the Wiz" is da brains of da group; "BadSquirrel" is da muscle; and
"Stig" is da Wheelman. Formed by Mr. Cairo, they have taken over
the top of their local organization. However, last year on Oct 9,
2010, they were defeated in the TinselTown Murder and they were
brought to a humble justice. Thinking they deserved to win, all
other contestants seemed to have vanished without a trace. After
that, they went on a drunken binge, each preferring their own
unique beverage. Maybe joining them at the bar, you can determine
where Mr. Cairo has been hiding, if he's hiding, or if he's been
hidden...
His favorite movies is Deathrace 2000, the
original. Not much is known about the Stig. And reports are unsure
on how he got involved with the rest of the Friends of Mr. Cairo.
He is thought to be Harvey Stignovsky from the famous Stignovsky's
of the Hamptons. Hampton Inn in Bakersfield that is. But the family
was in a 200 car pile-up along Highway 99 and the family car was
blown to bits. All thirteen members of the family were found,
except Harvey, who was just about to Come-of-age for his license.
It was said that Harvey's father told him he couldn't get his
license until he was eighteen due to bad behavior and bad grades in
school, daydreaming and doodling pictures of cars running stick
people over. But these rumors cannot be confirmed.
Stig's philosophy on
life is printed on the side of his orange 1970 Dodge Challenger,
slightly modified. It reads: "The world as seen through
the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the
window of a dentist's office."
The Getaway Car (before the Challenger)