No Bones About It Traditional Cache
Greatland Reviewer: Hello:
This cache page has been archived due to the lack of response to one or more prior Reviewer Note(s) about issue(s) with the cache and because the Cache Owner has not been online since October 2018. If the owner would like to have the cache unarchived, please contact me through my profile as soon as possible before another cache gets placed nearby.
Please note that unarchiving a cache page requires it to go through the same review process as a newly proposed cache, using the cache placement guidelines currently in effect.
Regards,
Greatland Reviewer
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Tis a devious, ill-tempered cache that should be hard to find, fearful to reach for, and ugly to seize. The worst of all caches for only the most daring of all cachers - yay! It doesn't even have a pen!
Tired of all beautiful scenery you’re finding while out geocaching? Boy, have we got a cache for you! Seriously, if all you’re going to do is leap out of your car and bash your way into the woods, forget it. All the muggles will stare at you and the guards will follow you and steal the treasure. Don’t do it, mon! They don’t need to know there is heinous skullduggery afoot!
Park your car at lot one or two and head to the beach. Soak in the beauty, cuz that’s all you’re gonna get. Now, as soon as no one is watching, walk along the beach; whistle if you can. Try to look innocent. See the blue painted concrete thingy? Yeah, head back behind that. Somewhere around there you’ll find a way back into ….. The Great Murky Gooshy Fetid Swamp-Desert (depending on whether it’s been raining or not). You did bring your insect repellent, spider swatter, gloves and hand sanitizer, right?
Now the game’s afoot. Remember Hamlet? No? How about poor, deer Yorick? No? Too bad. That would help.
OK here’s the deal. You got your thorns, junk, downed trees, dead bodies lying around (well only one…..), broken rum bottles, spider webs and mosquitoes. You may trip, stumble, fall, and/or bleed, but isn’t that what geocaching is all about? You might not even find the darn thing, but who cares, you’re sneaking around in the bushes doing Dastardly Deeds – who knows what goes on in Pirate Territory? You could probably sneeze and NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW….
What? You want a clue? How about this; it’s hidden inside something hidden inside something that’s – hidden. Do I have to draw you a map? Oh for …..
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