Please don't drive to these
caches.
There is a
preexisting road that will take you through the center of the
landing zones...please DO NOT drive off of that road!! The
extraterrestrial visitors might take this as a threat. We think it
will be safe if we tread lightly and walk to the landing sites.
Have fun and keep your eye to the sky!
Some unidentified lights were seen
in the area recently hovering very close to the ground. From what
we can tell, it appears they may have made the desert version of a
crop circle. Are they trying to tell us something? We need someone
to investigate, then report back here and let us know what you
find!
We are getting reports that the aliens
HAVE left something behind. The objects are reflective to
flashlights and it is recommended that the search be
conducted at night (however this is not required). The area looks
to be significantly flat with moderate grades and small ankle to
knee sized desert shrubs. The objects all appear to be on on the
ground and readily available. Proceed with caution, it is a desert
out there!
One last thing, investigate using the buddy
system and watch your back...you don't want to get probed
out there. That is all!
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