No doubt you DO recall that we flew to St. Kitts, found
Professor Hossenfeffer and partied till our brains sloshed like
coconuts. Then to cover our asses I got Private Detective Dick Limp
to tell Gerty's Aunties, the Wacky Witches of Wilberforce, that our
2010, Flight 666, to St. Kitts disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle:
all Geocachers lost to a watery grave BEFORE we could discover if
Professor Hossenfeffer was indeed hiding out on the island.
And you know what... the witches might have bought it if they
hadn't visited Gerty in the hospital, (you recall she got hit by a
baggage truck while running to catch the plane). Gerty showed the
Aunties all those DAMN get well postcards you sent... FROM ST.
KITTS. WHAT! were you thinking???
Now Gerty's really mad, Hossenfeffer's on the lam and Dick Limp
is conducting business from his bathtub. If the rest of us don't
want to join Dick, bathing blisters and boils the size of
watermelons... for the rest of our lives... we had better stay
clear of the witches and Gerty.
And that suits me and Moonaloon just fine. We've got way too
much on the go this fall to pull off another major event. We're
saving ourselves for the Grand Finale of Professor Hossenfeffer in
the fall of 2012
Just to be perfectly clear, let me spell that out for those of
you a little thick between the ears. There will be NO "BIG Event"
in Wilberforce this fall.
...HOWEVER...
For those who just can't go another whole year without a
"Hossenfeffer Fix" we are hosting a small intimate DINNER PARTY for
a few of Hossey's closest friends; those who are brave enough... or
just down right dumb enough to risk coming to Wilberforce.
We're dining at the NEW
South Algonquin Diner
Wilberforce
corner of Loop Rd. 648 and County Rd.4, (Essonville Line)
Saturday October 29th 2011
6:30 p.m
Space is limited to 50 so reserve quickly.
Use stealth when approaching the diner.
Bring your GPS but conceal it in a paper bag. Rumour has it that
the witches whack a "Scratch-Your-Butt-in-Public" hex on anyone
seen in town with a GPS.
Bring a flashlight
In Hossenfeffer's absence we will hold a vigil for his safe
return some day. (My Guess is October 2012)
Bring a candle.
Moonaloon and I will meet you at the restaurant but don't expect
us to shake hands with you on arrival (just in case you were
spotted with your GPS).
Recap
Saturday Oct. 29th 6:30 p.m. at the Diner
GPS in a paper bag
Bring a candle and flashlight
You'll need money for dinner. Moonaloon and I ain't springin' for
it!
See you there!
Sticky Moose and Moonaloon