JOIN THE REBELLION!
Word has been received that an Invasion is imminent. Details are
sparse but experts have predicted several potential ground zero
sites. We have been assigned Site #9. All parties interested in
helping protect your community are encouraged to be at Site #9 on
October 29th at 3:00 PM to receive instructions. The rebellion will
begin shortly after.
Volunteers behind the scenes are needed. Several key positions
still need to be filled. These positions include "work at home"
positions. Food will not be served, but some light snacks may be
available. Contact the rebellion leader if you would like to help
with any preparations. The sooner the better.
Site parking may be dangerous. The invasion force may attempt to
disable our retreat. If you are worried, an alternative nearby
parking location has been provided from which you could walk over
to our meeting location to help ensure that you have a method of
retreat. Park at Ground Zero at your own risk (by agreeing to join
the rebellion, you sacrifice any auto liability from missiles,
smart bombs, carnivorous spiders, sonic waves, phase cannons,
Buzzkill2, automotive nuclear suppositories, stink bombs,
biowarfare bird droppings, lasers, and any additional weapons of
automotive destruction).
It appears the invasion may last past sunset. Flashlights are
STRONGLY encouraged!
With this invasion potentially happening so close to Halloween,
costumes are welcome. It might help to liven the inevitably tense
mood.
Whomever is leading this invasion is smart. They are watching
our movements. Yet evidence points to the invasion force being
confused by the traditional locational measurement system we use.
The location of Site #9 has been provided above, but beyond that,
we hesitate to reveal too much of our plans. Details will be
provided on site. Please help by indicating your willingness to
join the rebellion.
- Rebellion Leader
REBELLION SUPPORTERS:
