Welcome to the deep, dark depths of the Ocala National
Forest, a place fraught with dangers, both real and imagined. A
narrow beam photon emmiter should be considered required
equipment.
Alien Probing in the ONF has been on the rise lately, so I
thought I would avail myself of this opportunity to educate the
masses on the illustrious AFDB, or Aluminum Foil Deflection Beanie,
the only headgear known to prevent the unwanted advances of amorous
space aliens. For the educational aspect of this event, only your
presence is required.
Afterward, there will be an AFDB contest! Woot!!
There are three levels of participation in the
contest:
1 ) Participant.
Participants should arrive with their AFDB properly deployed.
(For you Bulldog fans, that means "on your head".)
2 ) Judge.
Those without an AFDB will be tasked with judging those who have
an AFDB. Judges should come prepared with a wry sense of humor and
a loud voice.
3 ) Mook.
Those who can't participate due to a lack of an AFDB, (or
concerns of possible conflicts of interest due to past probing
incidents), and refuse to partake in the poking fun at others by
acting as Judges, shall be hearafter known as Mooks, unfit for
polite society.
The group will be divided into its respective three parts,
and the judging shall commence forthwith. As participants get voted
out, they shall become either judges or mooks, depending on their
attitudes. Voting shall be by acclimation, with the ultimate winner
being the person who the others yell the loudest for.
Special consideration will be applied to those participants
who can best demonstrate this year's Barking Moonbat theme in their
AFDB.
The awarding of prizes and gobs of schmoozing will
follow.
WOOT!!
Post Script: For those unfamiliar with the term "Barking
Moonbat", I've included a few examples below.
