An Irishman's Philosophy Traditional Cache
Adventure Stones: I owe JustJo a beer. It s gone again.
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****2012 HIDEY AWARDS WINNER********* BRONZE HARDEST TO FIND**********
Nominated for "Very Deceptive or Tricky (VDOT) Award"
We were so disappointed that we never got to find the cache Scottish No How (GC27CE5). We love caches that are difficult and may take more than one trip. We relentlessly went to look for this until we were told it was not there. So in honor of this cache and others like it let us present....An Irishman's Philosophy.
In life, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,
But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
You won’t have time to worry!
So we will be seeing all of you then, smiling and shaking your hands....because WE KNOW there have been times you have damned us to hell, and this will be another one.
PLEASE tread lightly, keep this area looking the way it does right now.
Put the cache back EXACTLY as you found it.
Give the next cacher the joy/pain you experienced.
WARNING: This is a rated a 5 for a reason.
If you don't like to search. Don't look for this.
If you search 5 minutes and have to use a PAF don't look for this.
If you prefer not to bushwhack, hate bugs, mud and the out of doors don't look for this.
If you are out of shape, have a heart condition, can't take shocking situations, may be experiencing nausea, vomiting, or diarrhea don't look for this.
THE GRAND FTF 
MRS KNOT.......sister YOU ROCK at the casbah!
That was a hard one you are an official member of A.S.S.
STF you are a tricky Devil: Way to go!
Congratulations to all of you who looked sooooo long and hard for this cache.
You deserve your 5 stars!
Those who got a PAF : If you used a PAF it's not a 5 is it?
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
jbbq naq zrgny naq svfuvat yvar naq cncre
Gur pnpur vf ivfvoyr, vg vf abg fhogreenarna
Ab gbby arprffnel gb ergevrir gur npghny pnpur.