Be careful not to wake it up! Traditional Cache
Lignite: After much consideration, it has been decided that Eric has finally defeated the Dread Gazebo. All good things...
Be careful not to wake it up!
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This cache is located in a small park with the dread sleeping object. You must use great stealth and be stout of heart to retrieve this cache. BYOP.
GM: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, you see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
GM: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
GM: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
GM: (Pause) It's about 10 ft across, 10 ft high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
GM: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
GM: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?
GM: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?
GM: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
GM: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!
GM: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.
GM: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin.
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