Outrageously insane cache
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Are you ready to rumble!!!! This is outrageous, please don't hate me-I'm just the piano player (actually, I'm a karaoke singer) Here we go!!!!! If you find this one, Please don't include any hints or clues to give away location in your log entry. (notice how I said "if" heeheehee...))
The Droidster has graduated from the school of mediocre geocache hiding strategies. This cache is a better reflection of my next geocache educational undertaking. Now that I have progressed into the advanced school of technological, navigational, geological, climatological, unconventional geocache placement strategies, I have turned a new leaf. My caches will be far more difficult and much less conventional than before. They will require trained and seasoned searches in order for geocachers to come up with the find. They may even require attendance in your local college of advanced geocache thinking and learning strategies. But you are still free to attempt this one without having those prerequisites already completed. (For those of you who cannot afford schools of higher learning, such as Harvard and Yale school of complex and advanced thinking approaches in geocache design/placement, I refer you to “geocaching for dummies”, no offense intended, I am not calling you dumb, it’s just the title of the book..lol). However, without the proper schooling this one may be highly offensive and disturbing to your general geocaching patterns and expectations. With that said, for those of you who want to add anxiety and frustration into your already chaotic lifestyle, you may attempt this cache. You now have permission to set out on a journey that will most assuredly welcome tribulations, trials, and expense of emotional resources if you so choose. A few tips and hints will be included that will not lead you directly to the cache because I have graduated from the school of mediocre geocaching. This cache, and the next few I hide, will likely include unconventional, custom geocaching containers made by the droidster himself. (no purchase was necessary) So you will want to get out your rugged, waterproof, hiking/hunting boots, outfit yourself with your best, strongest and most durable outerwear. Prepare yourself well for this most memorable and difficult undertaking, which may be far more difficult than any that you have ever attempted EVER before. It may require jumping from an airplane at heights over 10,000 feet or scuba diving to the depths of 500 feet in storm and shark infested waters (at night). Please have your parachute packed and already checked before this outrageous escapade. (Don’t forget your snorkel). You may just have to step in deep puddles and cross downed trees (covered in thorns, brambles and ivy) A few more tips. Some of these geocaches may blend in well with their surroundings and not even appear to be a geocache container, at first glance. However, with careful and highly trained examination, it will be minimally apparent that they are NOT what you may think they are. They also may require turning, overturning, moving, jiggling, picking up, shaking, or whatever else you like to do to exam strange and unique geological findings while on your journey. (breaking and throwing objects is not allowed, though you may feel so inclined) You may get your boots dirty, brambles on your sleeves, and mud on your hands as you embark on this unclear and ambiguous journey. Those of you who have addictive qualities in your life may not want to bring those items of temptation. You will more than likely resort to one of them while on this emotionally taxing adventure. ( I don’t want to find piles of empty beer cans, or randomly discarded cigarette butts all over the general cache area) Please keep all addictive items greater than 1000 yards away from GZ, please) You may want to consider Psychological preparation to avoid and abstain from self-destructive behavior as the emotional intensity tends to be at a much higher level than that of daily living while embarking on these searches. Lastly, bring your backpack full of geocaching tools, food, water, sleeping bags, hunting supplies, and matches in case it takes more than a day or two to find these outrageous hides. Don’t forget your tweezers, those will be needed. Fine writing instrument (waterproof ones, in case you have to plummet the depths of the sea). One pleasant piece of information that will make you happy is that you will NOT have to climb any trees or cliffs. I don’t want to be blamed for any sprained ankles. Enjoy the NEW Droidster hides (aka outrageously insane adventures)!! Addendum:5 years later... Developers have chopped their way thru the original location making a path of clearing thru this area. That sucks!! So despite the swamp it is a much easier cache to get. Oh how the lands change after 5 years.....
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