GSC - The Affair of the Lone Banana Traditional Cache

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Hidden : 11/16/2011
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Goon Show Classics #14 - The Affair of the Lone Banana

A series of caches celebrating the classic 1950s radio



Greenslade: The Affair of the Lone Banana, Chapter Two. With the banana secreted on his person, Neddie Seagoon arrived at the Port of Guatemala where he was accorded the typical Latin welcome to an Englishman.
Moriarty: Hands up, you pig swine.[Spits]
Seagoon: Have a care, Latin devil - I am an Englishman. Remember, this rolled umbrella has more uses than one.
Moriarty: Oooo!
Seagoon: Sorry.
Moriarty: Sapristi Bompet!
Seagoon: Now, now what's all this about?
Moriarty: It is the revolution señor - everywhere there is an armed rising.
Seagoon: Are you in it?
Moriarty: Right in it - you see, you see señor, the united anti-socialist neo-democratic pro-fascist communist party is fighting to overthrow the unilateral democratic united partisan bellicose pacifist cobelligerant tory labour liberal party!
Seagoon: Whose side are you on?
Moriarty: There are no sides - we are all in this together. Now señor, if you don't mind - we must search you.
Seagoon: What for?
Moriarty: Bananas. You see señor, we guatemalians are trying to overthrow the foreign-dominated banana plantations in this country. Any foreigner found with a banana on him will be shot by a firing squad and asked to leave the country.
Seagoon (aside): Curses - I must think quick. Little does he know I suspect him of foul play.
Moriarty (aside): Little does he know I've never played with a fowl in my life.
Seagoon (aside): Little does he know that he has misconstrued the meaning of the word foul. The word foul in my sentence was spelt F O U L not F O W L as he thought I had spelt it.
Moriarty (aside): Little does he know that I overheard his correction of my grammatical error and I am now about to rectify it - aloud. [Ahem] So, you suspect me of foul play spelt F O U L and not F O W L.
Seagoon: Yes - and you might as well know I'm here to find young Fred Nurke.
Moriarty: Sapristi nackos - that capitalistic pig! He's here, but you'll never -
Seagoon: Don't move, Signor Gonzales Mess, née Moriarty - hands up.
Moriarty: Seagoon, put that banana down!
Seagoon: And leave myself defenceless?
Moriarty: Sapristi Bompet!
Seagoon: One step nearer and I fire!
Moriarty: Ha ha, you fool - you can't fire bananas! It's -
FX: [Two shots]
Moriarty: You swine - it was loaded!
Seagoon: Of course! You don't think I'd threaten you with an unloaded banana, do you? Now come on, tell me - where is Fred Nurke?
Moriarty: By my life I will never tell you - go on and torture me - smash my skull in - break my bones - put lighted matches under my fingers - tear the flesh from my body - slice lumps off of my head...
FX: [Thud of body falling on ground]
Moriarty: Pancho?
Sellers: Signor?
Moriarty: The smelling salts - he's fainted.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

nobhg 6sg hc

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)


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