
Every morning between April and December I meet 50+ beautiful girls on my early morning walk around this wonderful area. I've been involved with cattle all my life and have a close fondness with these wonderful animals. As I pass around them I wish them a cheery good morning girls and they blink their beautiful eyes back at me.
They all run on these marshes with a big Charolais bull who is a big softie. I call him Frenchboy, actually he looks very worn out at present, must be up and down all these hills.
There a some beautiful Red Poll cattle on the Downs , these are also very friendly.
Don't worry about walking through the cattle - if they seem a bit reluctant to move just say you know the Scarecrow. If they still don't move just pull a yellow marigold rubber glove up your arm and they will run in several directions. If you want to know which one is the bull just wear a Manchester United top and you will soon find out. [Don't try this kids]
Question 1
Tail+eyes +ears = A
Question 2
The number of pints in half a gallon of milk +ears = B
Question 3
Teats +front legs +eyes -tail = C
Question 4
The last letter of the word in the noise a cow makes = D
Question 5
The number of the day of the week pancake day always falls on +tail +one eye=E
Question 6
The number of legs on a milking stool + teats - eyes and tail =F
N.51.32 A B C
E000. 36 D E F
Yes very simple I know but it's so Premier Folk and Red Feather Duster can probably understand it better.
My circuit of 10 caches all different is now complete. It's a beautiful 2.5 mile fantastic walk best done in a anti-clockwise direction from number 1 THE CUNNING CACHE OF HADLEIGH
Don't forget to talk to my Beautiful Girls of Hadleigh Marsh.
I know it's sad and you all will think I'm the village idiot because I know them all by name. Just remember not to stand behind two of them, Methane Millie and Cow Pat , OH ! and not in front of French Boy when there's an R in the month.
EVER WONDERED WHY A BROWN COW GIVES WHITE MILK WHEN IT ONLY EATS GREEN GRASS ? So have I.
COW PAT
FTF Happileigh well done, you got there very quick, Red Feather Duster's not your son is he ?
Visit Alfarrows note on 5-12-2011 and watch some dancing girls, thanks Alf we now know what floats your boat.