12 RDC - Twelve Packs of Bud Traditional Cache
12 RDC - Twelve Packs of Bud
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12 RDC is Twelve Redneck Days of Christmas
Somebody dun gone to the Walmart! Man this the stuff I got for Christmas:
12 packs of bud
11 wrestlin tickets
10 a Copenhagen
9 years’ probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of red man
6 packs of spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a mustang gt
Man! These ain’t normal Christmas presents!
No, there redneck gifts
Redneck gifts?
Yeah, like if you buy you wife a pair of earrings that duble as fishin lures
Of if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells
Or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did of the high dive
Or if you’ve ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus
I never said there was something wrong with it it's just hard to beat!!
Well you know you can't really call it a Christmas unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your mamma
On the twelveth day of Christmas, my true love bought for me a twelve pack of Bud!
*Some items are "props" that should stay in the cache and are not for trading. Trading items are in a zip lock.
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