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Today was Bubba Dale's 40th birthday, and to celebrate it, Enus and Eva Jo decided to hide a cache for Bubba Dale as a present.
To find this cache's correct coordinates, you must figure out the following:
3 Redneck friends, Bubba Dale, Enus and Eva Jo, all met for lunch on 12/09/2011 at a new restaurant to celebrate Bubba Dale's 40th Birthday. Once they were seated, the waitress introduced herself as Darla Jean, and asked what they all wanted to drink.
Bubba Dale ordered a Zima, Enus ordered a Heineken, and Eva Jo ordered an Unsweetened tea, because she said it tasted better.
Bubba Dale also asked the waitress to change the big screen TV from Nascar to Jeopardy.
As soon as she changed the channel, Bubba Dale yelled out " I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."
At the next commercial break, Bubba Dale starts talking about how the tires on his truck are too big, and that he was even considering selling his pickup for a new Toyota Prius. Enus asked him why, and Bubba Dale said that it just wasn't safe to have the kids riding in the back of the pickup.
Right then, Enus looked around the room, and said that there were way too many deer heads hung on the walls, and that it detracted from the decor. About that time, Eva Jo looked back at the tv and said "Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we ain't seen."
Which she quickly followed with "Just so you know, I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today." She then mentioned how somebody had knocked the mirror off her truck in the Wal-Mart parking lot, and Bubba Dale said "Duct tape won't fix that, so you'll need to buy a new mirror".
Just then, the waitress showed back up to take their food orders.
Bubba Dale ordered a steak, and asked that they trim the fat off. He then asked if the salad bar had bean sprouts? The waitress replied Yes.
Enus ordered fish, and asked if it could be poached or broiled instead of fried. He also asked for arugula and ridicchio salad with the salad dressing on the side.
Eva Jo ordered the late breakfast special, and asked that they bring grapefruit instead of the biscuits and gravy, because she was a vegetarian.
As they waited for their food, Bubba Dale looked back at the tv and said "Did Y'all know Wrestling’s fake?"
Enus quickly changed the subject as the waitress approached with their food, and whispered asking if anybody thought the waitress was cute, with which Bubba Dale replied "Come on man, she’s only sixteen." And then he told the waitress "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla Jean."
They ate in silence, and once they were done, the waitress asked if she should make a doggie bag for Bubba Dale's left over steak, with which he replied "You can't feed that to the dog..."
On the way out the door, Enus and Eva Jo told Bubba Dale that they hid a puzzle cache for his birthday, and that it isn't posted at the indicated coordinates, and that he needed to figure out where it really is.
They handed Bubba Dale a Note that read:
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea, It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this puzzle cash threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect in it's weigh My chequer tolled me sew.
Can Y'all Believe that???
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Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Uvqqra jurer ab pnpur unf orra cynprq orsber, naq vg'f n gvtug svg! (GJFF)
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