In addition to being a Cacher Extraordinaire, George is a best-selling novelist. This cache is eponymously based on his most recent ABSOLUTELY FICTIONAL work.
This is the culmination of years of research and soul-searching preparation. Unfortunately, he doesn't really 'get' how to operate his GPS, so the coordinates won't take you to the cache.
"George," I said. "You missed!"
They WILL, however, take you to a location where you'll find a clue that should lead you, with a little thought, to the container where you can sample George's latest piece of fiction.
Just look around; you'll get it.
Now, George takes a positive, healthy interest in his caches. It's not uncommon to see a lone figure in a trenchcoat and Groucho-glasses lurking about near his hides. Don't worry, though; no charges brought against him have ever stood up in court.
George LOVES to meet the people who find his caches, so you should plan on visiting this one when he's likely to be there. Unfortunately, George is also a well-known lay-about, with NOTHING pre-empting his rigorous television watching schedule.
In light of this, we STRONGLY urge you to ONLY seek this cache when he's most likely to be around. Now that Oprah's off the air, these are the times he just might be encountered:
- Monday afternoons until around 6:00 - Dinnertime!
- Tuesdays, from about 10:00 in the morning until just after dinnertime; say, about 8:00
- Wednesdays, same as Tuesdays
- Thursdays, same as Wednesdays
- Fridays, from 10:00 in the morning until 6:00 PM
- Saturdays from 10:00 until around 3:00
- Sundays, don't bother - he never goes out. He owes his pastor money and doesn't want to run into him.
George ALSO suggests that you might want to check the local library's calendar for wacky, non-scheduled changes. He doesn't usually hang around when the joint's too quiet. That's strange, with it being a library and all, right?
Plattekill Library's Calendar
George would like to congratulate jmonti on the FTF!
GEORGE ALSO RESPECTFULLY ASKS THAT YOU BE CAREFUL NOT TO PUT SPOILERS IN YOUR LOGS.