AN ALTERNATIVE CHRISTMAS STORY...AND SO IT GOES:
Santa was so, so busy but tonight he'd had enough. 'I'll finish
wrapping the rest of the presents tomorrow' he thought to himself.
He had spent most of the night adding the labels but he'd become so
confused, only some of the presents had the correct names - the
remainder were just notes to remind him of what was inside. As he
was about to turn the light off in the workshop, something caught
his eye. Mrs Santa had been wrapping the alcoholic gift sets but
had obviously been so tired she hadn't finished them all. Santa
looked around to make sure that the elves had all clocked off and
that no one else was left in the workshop. If I just have one
teensy little drop, nobody will ever know...or at least that was
the plan.
Three hours quickly passed and Santa was as merry as could be,
he was beginning to feel very sleepy though and decided he'd better
get some rest. Not wishing to risk the wrath of Mrs Santa, he
decided to curl up in the sleigh with the remainder of his bottle.
He snuggled up under a blanket, propped up his head on the presents
loaded up in the back and rested his feet on the throttle...!!!
Aaaarrrgggh! Before he had chance to even realise what he had
done, the sleigh was off, zooming out of the workshop and into the
night sky. These fancy new electric sleighs were more trouble than
they were worth, without the reindeer to guide him he was useless.
What he needed was something to help him navigate, something like a
GPS perhaps. With that thought, there was an almighty crash...(to
be continued)
What has happened to Santa? Will anyone get their presents? Who
knows...
Whilst this cache is available at all
times, it is preferred that you make your visit between the hours
of 7am and 10pm. As you may have already guessed this cache is set
on our own property...don't be shy though, the neighbours are
friendly and the dog has yet to cause any serious harm
:-)