Attack Of The Giant Dust Bunny! Traditional Cache
Attack Of The Giant Dust Bunny!
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So, there I was, cleaning up the house, getting ready to have family over for the holidays. I had used up an entire can of Mountain Scented Pledge and was contently busy with my chore. Suddenly, in one dark corner of the den, I hear a low half-growl, half-hiss. I jump back in surprise. As my eyes adjusted to the dim morning light, I could make out two, no four beady red eyes glaring menacingly back at me. It was the largest dust bunny I had ever seen. It must have been at least five feet across and three feet tall.
I was struck with fear. That's what I get for moving into a house that has a nuclear power plant on one side and an old Indian burial ground, that has been tampered with just one too many times in the name of progress. Oh yeah, and the toxic was dump behind me probably doesn't help the situation much either.
I make a move towards my trusty Hoover C3PO Super-Sux vaccuum, but this beast bound out of its lair with surprising agility and like The Blob, the 1950's movie with Steve McQueen, it swallows up the helpless machine. Moments later all I see is the skeletal remains of my favorite vaccuum.
It stared at me the way Kirsty Alley looks at a buffet line and I figured I was its next intended entre'. It began slithering towards me, attempting to cut off any hope I have of escape. Then I saw my last chance. I leaped quickly over the couch and grabbed a container of WD40, reached into my pocket and pulled out my Bic lighter.
As I sprayed out a jet of WD40, I flicked my Bic and produced a flame thrower line of fire. The monster shreaked and howled and writhed like a dozen Banshees, spitting out putrid smoke and ash along the way. In a matter of seconds, it was all over. Soot and tarry black residue lay all over the couch, the curtains, the dining room table and even some on FooFoo, our half-Lab, half-Pekingese mix. (She lay wimpering pathetically in one corner of the room.) I'm going to have a hard time explaining this to the insurance adjuster...
The cache is not quite of an adventure. In fact, some may recognize the place for one of my former caches. It has a pencil, for now.
What was that noise behind you???
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Eha, juvyr lbh pna!
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