Easy Peasy Puzzle: Christmas Mystery Cache

This geocache is NOT at the posted coordinates (that's the landfill). Solve this transparently easy puzzle to find the actual coordinates. Even if you usually avoid puzzles, I promise you can solve this one.

The twelve days of Christmas were approaching, so I checked my geocaching bag to make sure I'd be well supplied for my holiday caching runs.

Here is what I found, in the order I pulled them from my bag:

• French Hen
• Colly (or Calling) Birds
• French Hen
• Geese a-Laying
• Maids a-Milking (It's a big bag. I like to be prepared.)
• Nothin'. My hand came out empty, a bit fat zero. Huh.
• Ladies Dancing

• Partridge in a Pear Tree
• Partridge in a Pear Tree
• Swans a-Swimming
• Partridge in a Pear Tree
• Gold Ring
• Swans a-Swimming
• Turtle Dove
• Swans a-Swimming

The cache itself is a simple hide a short walk from a dirt road. When the cache was placed, the road was well maintained and easily driveable in a 2 wheel drive passenger car. That can always change, so assess the road yourself and use your best judgment.

Warning: Even near the city, the desert can be dangerous, so prepare accordingly.