Adding Insults to ... Traditional Cache
Allyn56: Will no longer be coming to this part of town on a regular basis no am archiving this one. Might recreate someplace else.
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This cache is exactly where the posted coordinates show them to be! It is a very easy cache to find! End of Sobb Street, Black Bison Tube hanging on the fence near where it right angles, hanging in the back near the top! Now go get it!
Okay have you ever been so frustrated with another cacher or cache owner that you just wanted to or actually did tee off on them in a post. You know the feeling, you get out there and the coordinates are way off, the container is shot and there are 15 needs maintenance posts but the owner has no clue, or it's, yes, another stupid lamp post cache! Oh boy, the one I hate the most is the dreaded clue "None Needed"! Come on, you need to be more creative than that! I just want to scream!!!
Or how about the cacher who posts on your cache that the difficulty rating is off, doesn't like your cache, doesn't appreciate the amount of effort you put into it, gives away hints in the post or worse yet, even posts a picture of your hide? Don't you just want to delete that cache!??! I just want to scream!!
Okay this cache is for you then!! This is the one where you are allowed and are even supposed to just tee offand insult me in your post. In fact if you don't give me or something an insult I will delete your post (not really but it sounds good!). So when you find this very easy cache and go to post there better be an insult in there somewhere. Use as many frowning faces as you can! Insult the heck out of me.
My coordinates are 6 inches off, Tee it up!
My container is ugly? Tee it up!
You didn't like having to walk 10 feet to get this cache? Tee it up!
Been drinking? Go ahead and disable the breathalyzer override on your send button and yes Tee it up!!
You get the gist!
Want to make this cache a favorite? Go right ahead but I will consider it the ultimate insult if you do and may even give you insult credits!
You got First to Find? What an insult,thanks!
2Ceders got FTF!!
What an Insult!
Additional Hints
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