Chupacabra Terror
Chupacabra
( Fact or Fiction )
It is rumored that these woods are the lair of the chupacabras which contains a small treasure. Only the fool of heart would venture forth to search out this treasure. The only time that the lair of the chupacabras can be found is at night.
A Luminously Iridescent Glowing Horizontal Tube (L.I.G.H.T.) will be required to search out the chupacabras lair. To begin hold the L.I.G.H.T. nearer your left ear to allow for maximum penetration of the gamma rays into your cranium.
As you move the L.I.G.H.T. from left to right and shifting your position slightly you will find a dizzying affect take over. Soon you will begin to see a very small bright light dancing in the the near distance. That is the time you will recognize the gamma rays have taken their full effect.
At this point you are now prepared to begin your journey into the woods before you. Move towards each tiny light as they appear before you; Similar to a moth attracted to the head lights of a car as they fly towards their inevitable doom. At each light point repeat the above process until you sight the next light. And continue so on...
At some point you will finally reach the end of your journey as you will soon see two floating vertical lights. Carefully approach the location. Behold you will find you have found the lair of the chupacabras. The creatures' hunger for human flesh will once again be sated by yet another cacher foolish enough to venture in these woods that are owned by the Chupacabras.
Will this be the end of a brief life of yet another cacher venturing in the Moose Jaw low lands...
If you are fast enough and able to determine the where abouts of the cache quickly, you still might be able to make your get away. But you will need to hurry....
Please replace cache as found, BYOP, and use stealth whenever necessary.
FTF gets an unactivated First To Find GC.
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Congrats Scubacaching, Sawdusty, and Trailguider on the joint FTF.
LaDeBA