Just Don't Do It!! Traditional Cache

· Don’t eat with your mouth open

· Don’t talk with your mouth full

· Don’t make noises; slurp, chew loudly, burp (or worse!)

· Don’t talk and gesticulate while eating

· Don’t reach in front of other people

· Don’t put too much into your mouth

· Don’t have your elbow stuck out in a flapping-like-a-chicken position

· Don’t rest your elbows on the table

· Don’t hold your fork or knife in stabbing position

· Don’t put used cutlery back on the table

· Don't gesture with your cutlery

· Don’t clink your cutlery loudly

· Don’t hunch over the food like a dog

· Don’t eat too quickly

· Don’t put more food in your mouth before you're finished the last mouthful

· Don't double dip

· Don’t overload your plate

· Don’t make a mess at your table with bits of food and spills

· Don’t rock your backwards on your chair

· Don’t get up or sit down noisily

· Don’t gulp your drinks down

· Don’t get drunk!

· Don’t allow children to leave the table without asking first

· Don't allow children to run around, playing and annoying other diners

· Don’t leave the table when someone hasn't finished eating

· Don't make a fuss or create a scene; any problems should be dealt with

discreetly

· Don’t talk down or be rude to your waiter

· Don't click your fingers, clap, or shout out at your waiter

· Don’t rearrange the your plate, cutlery, etc after the table has been set

· Don’t put personal belongings on the table (keys, wallet, phone, etc)

· Don't blow your nose at the table

· Don’t touch up your make-up or hair at the table

· Don’t take phone calls or look at your phone every 15 minutes!

· Don’t pick your teeth at the table; toothpicks should be used in private

· Don’t stick your little pinky out when drinking your teacup

But most important of all:
Don’t steal the teaspoons!!

Are you a teaspoon thief?

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