Zhardop and his pal Quugart were out cruising the cosmos in their sleek new spaceship, the S.S. Dingyflarg. Zhardop was fiddling around with the controls when he heard his friend say, "don't touch that button!"
Zhardop always was the curious one.
"AIIEEEEEE!"
Before they knew it they were hurtling towards a big blue marble, frantically trying to steady the ship. But there was some sort of malfunction, and the control panel displayed some strange signs just before the computer core jettisoned itself. They crashed into a nearby river and went in search of the core--Zhardop was getting hungry. Help these two bozos out! Note: the computer is a state of the art Loknlok-3000.
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