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Tae Kwan Leap Traditional Cache

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-allenite-: As there has been no response from owner regarding my previous note, I'm archiving this cache. Please note that if geocaches are archived by a reviewer or Geocaching HQ for lack of maintenance, they are not eligible for unarchival.

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Hidden : 2/29/2012
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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Geocache Description:

This cache was inspired by one of our favorite Dr. Demento comedy skits, and created for the release-day theme. You are looking for a camouflaged small peanut butter jar. Although this cache was created for Leap Day 2012, it is not part of the local leap series and does not have a letter.


Approach students. Close the circle at the feet of the master.

You have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of Tae Kwan Leap. But be warned! To learn its ways you must learn the ways of your own soul.

Let us meditate upon this wisdom now. So, Om……

Who disturbs our meditation, as a pebble disturbs the stillness of the pond? Ed Gruberman?

Tae Kwan Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever towards the horizon.

No, no, we have not even begun upon the path. Ed Gruberman you must learn patience.

Time has no meaning. To a true student a year is as a day.

Beat people up?

The only use of Tae Kwan Leap is self defense. Do you know who said that? Ki Lo Nee, the Great Teacher.

Tae Kwan Leap is the wine of purity, not the vinegar of hostility. Meditate upon this truth with us. Om...

Ed Gruberman, you failed to grasp Tae Kwan Leap. Approach me that you might see. Observe closely class. BTTH

You are lucky Ed Gruberman, few novices experience so much of Tae Kwan Leap so soon. Now we continue. Om….

BTTH

BTTH

Now class, we shall return to our… It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge student.

What do you mean? Have you learned nothing of the lesson of Ed Gruberman?

You missed. You too shall be honored to learn a lesson. BTTH

Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?

You gain wisdom child.

BTTH, BTTH, BTTH

And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body and gaze into the heart of the candle in meditation. Om...

Very good class!

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

OGGU – obbg gb gur urnq.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)