Howdy folks!
Ya'll come on over to San Angelo and have a raht good time!
Mommio is up to her usual tricks and this time she's gonna make ya work fer yer vittles and entertainment.
Where: Why at the coordinates, o'course
When: May 19th at 10 a.m.
What: Brunch
Bring: Yer own extraordinary cache. No pill bottles, decon containers, ammo containers, etc. allowed! When ya sign up, ya'll be gittin' all the skinny ya need to be prepared fer this here adventure.
Cowboy Chris (Handy Hank's older and wiser brother)