The cache before you grasshoppers may be like nothing you've have ever seen before, but there are millions and millions of things you've never seen before, and perhaps you can't help but wonder which of them this is.
Today's lesson for grasshoppers: Always look for clues in the description but don't be led astray.
“Why is there a gate here” Bill entranced
“Yes, the trail is very short” Stretch added pathetically
“There is a truck here sometimes that sells hot dogs” Bill added frankly
“But there is ample parking near the rail” Stretch said guardedly
“Always room for a car here” Bill admitted
There was a railroad bridge here that went over the canal to the quarry” Bill said crossly
“Their GPSr reception may not be good here” Stretch said ecstatically
“And not a very photographic view” Bill added negatively
“If they read the hint it will give it away”, bill donated
"Yea, with that it could be a cash and dash”
Stretch ran on
Two easterners made this to place in Western NJ http://www.wnjc.org/ 
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