Bud Bundy - "Hey, Kel. Guess what; I've got a date tonight with a foreign exchange student who's so easy she makes you look like a calculus problem."
The younger of Al and Peggy's children, and the most intelligent member of the family. His awkwardness and preoccupation with sex leads to inevitable failures with women. Despite his flaws Bud is the only Bundy to attend college. In an attempt to improve his success with girls, Bud often uses his alternate persona, "Grandmaster B", a bad boy rapper from New York. When using the "Grandmaster B" persona, Bud usually wears dark sunglasses and a backwards Los Angeles Raiders hat. His mistreatment at the hands of Kelly is returned in kind, making jokes at her expense regarding her promiscuity and stupidity, but when she is in a legitimate bind, Bud will stand up for Kelly.
Cache is a small plastic container that you would probably find in the Bundy's house (because there is no food in it!) BYOP!