Listen up maggot! Welcome to Logging Improvement Boot Camp!
I am Major G. O. Payne and you have been sent here for the offence of bad cache logging. A Private Joker over here copied and pasted the same log into 27 caches in a row! And listen to this log from Private Pyle. "TN/LN SL TFTC." I can't tell if that's supposed to be a log, or the secret recipe for Alpha Bits!
But there is good news, maggots! You can learn to improve your cache logging! I will teach you! By the time you finish this course, your days of three word cache logs are OVER!
Your first obstacle is called a Liar's Cache. It's a simple geocache and even Pyle should be able to get to it easily. So why the high difficulty rating? That's where the lie comes in!
Your mission is to seek out and find this simple cache, but to log it as if it were a 5/5. And I expect detail! I want to hear, in just the on-line log, about broken limbs, four mile hikes uphill both ways, days of searching. I expect creativity! I expect ingenuity! And most of all, I expect substance!
Hop to it, maggots!
Note: The reason that this geocache was created in the first place was to promote the creation of original and entertaining logs, especially from those geocachers who do not typically write such logs. It was originally implemented such that anyone who wished to log it as a find was required to write a creative and robust log. The intent is to encourage the expansion of ideas. That remains the intent and basis of this geocache, and it is requested that finders please put forth the effort to write a creative log. Doing so lends respect to the owner of the cache and those watching the cache, and doing so also lends credibility and respect to the log writer himself. However, it is not a requirement in order to log this cache as a find. The cache owner and the followers of this cache hope that anyone who chooses to log a find on this cache also chooses to abide by the intent - your entertaining logs are greatly appreciated. Thanks.
