DNF 1# Traditional Cache

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bucketeer: Finally gone missing, this one has had it's day

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Hidden : 4/16/2012
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1 out of 5

Size: Size: small (small)

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Geocache Description:


DO NOT FIND THIS CACHE

Do not under any circumstances find this cache - you have been warned you will be sorry!


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Are you addicted to geocaching???

Every day, the epidemic of geocaching is taking more victims. They are young and old, experienced and inexperienced. Unfortunately, this seemingly harmless game has a tendency to grab hold of a cacher's very essence and never let go. Now, I know what all of you are saying. "I'm not addicted to caching! What a silly idea!" Well, you are now reading the description of a cache that I told you in the very title not to. It's OK though, because this cache is here to help you.

If you are worried that you may be addicted to geocaching, here are some warning signs:
1.you check your e-mail for new cache notifications and ignore the rest.
2. You find yourself having to explain the abundance of tupperware containers to your parents/spouse.
3. You do your shopping based on what brands make good containers.
4. You look forward to visiting your in-laws.
5. You can't help searching out good hiding spots for caches, even when you're hundreds of miles from home.
6. Your idea of a fun day involves getting up at the crack of dawn and stumbling through the forest to find you missed an FTF by 30 seconds.
7. You mourn archived caches.
8. You take vitamins you don't need so you can have the bottles.
9. Eclipse mints are your favourite sweet.
 10. Have you told your other half that you just need to pop out to get some milk and come back with a FTF?
11. Do you own more than one GPS?
12. You cannot understand why the kids complain about going “caching aggaaaiiinn” especially when it is only a bit damp (OK so half the fields are flooded and its still coming down).
13. Do you have a special caching bag that is always ready to go at a moments notice?

If you display any or all of these warning signs, you may be becoming addicted. For all of you who are, indeed, within the clutches of caching, this cache is here to help. Prove that you can overcome the urge and do not find this cache! If you succeed, feel free to write a note in the log to inspire other addicts.

This cache is a totally lame. There is no great view, no creative container, no travel bugs or geocoins. The Only thing finding this cache will accomplish is another Check mark/ Smiley face and another number to your stats.
 None of the rules of good cache placement have been followed;
  • The location is of no interest
  • There is no challenge to get to the cache-container
  • There is no innovative camouflage, twist or idea
  • It's definitely not exciting
Locals- It will be the hardest for you to ignore this cache. It will be staring you in the face all the time. But I know you can do it!

Visitors-There are several caches in this area, so you should be able to satisfy your hunger for caches before hitting this one. JUST DON'T FIND IT!

If you are just passing through-If you can't avoid this cache, you truly are addicted. Need I say more?

So, good luck not finding this cache.

Congratulations to GoShaz being the first to not find this cache

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

[Seriously your not going to try and find it are you?]

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)


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