Beware the Troll Traditional Cache

MONTGOMERY- Several local residents report sightings of trolls in and around Blount Cultural Park. Many small animals are presumed missing and some were last seen approaching the park's wooden footbridge. Experts say that most danger can be avoided by being especially stealthy when in troll territory since trolls are heavy daytime sleepers and feed mainly after dark. Trolls are also slow so patrons are encouraged to run when in this area. A park official warns, “Whatever you do, don’t be spending much time 'round this here footbridge; you are sure to get yourself eat up by some dang fool troll monster."

(Troll traps have been set and you can consider yourself the bait. Trolls may also stray from their expected territory so watch your back; no place is safe.)