When he was younger, Gamer Son began to train in the martial arts. Just "fer kicks", we decided to hide this geocache next to the building that houses the dojo at which he sometimes trained. Note that the posted coordinates are NOT where the cache is "hitden"...you'll need to bone up on your martial arts skills to determine the TRUE coordinates, which fit the standard local style of N 25 _ _ . _ _ _ and W 80 _ _ . _ _ _. You'll be searching for a bison tube. Bring a tweezers to extract the log and a pen to sign it.
Important notes:
1. Yoko Geri, Yoko Empi and Yoko Tettsui are martial arts moves. Yoko Ono is NOT.
2. The Choker is NOT Batman's arch-enemy. (Though it MAY involve a "punch" line....)
3. Gamer Son especially likes Fumikomi, and, no, it's not a fancy sushi.
4. Life has gone WAYYYY downhill for Mr. Brown since Charles Schultz's departure.
5. Gamer Dad's artistic skills are not particularly well-developed.
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Oh, no! You were walking down a darkened alley in Miami (you foolish geocacher, you!) and suddenly found yourself face-to-face with the fierce-looking guy with the flat personality and the threatening facial expression that you see in the attached picture (see the link just above the logs). "I'm gonna give you some good grief, suckah!" he snarled. After you began laughing, he shifted into a threatening attack position (again, see the attached picture). Drawing on your vast martial arts training, you decided to defend yourself.
Take him down! I suggest using the following moves:
Shuto Sakotsu Uchikomi!
Konsetsu Geri!
Cogen Geri!
Ox-Jaw Hand!
* Hiza Geri!
* Empi Ate!
Shuto Yoko Ganmen Uchi!
Tettsui Yoko Uchi!
Kin Geri!
* The Choker!
Ready? GO!
You can check your answers for this puzzle on Geochecker.com.