Don't complain. I know it's a micro. I know it's in the woods. But sometimes, I can't help myself. If you don't like it, don't look for it.
Don't go into the water, don't tear a thing apart. No need to break a thing. Please treat this area nicely. It's very pretty and quiet. Please replace better than you found it.
FTF just gets to be considered brilliant and obsessive.