This cache IS NOT at the posted coordinates
To embark on this haunted journey, you must solve the questions below to uncover the true coords.
Request:
· Fire up your imagination.
· When you log that you found this cache, your goal is to create an exaggerated log about your “terrifying” ordeal while retrieving this cache.
· This is your chance to be the greatest victim or monster conceivable.
· Be as lengthy as you like, if you run out of room you can continue your story with a note.
Note: Just know a lot of time and thought went into this cache to make it different and as entertaining as possible. It would be nice for the logs to go along with the theme of this cache... but this is just a suggestion/request, NOT a requirement.
Something to inspire you while you write:
There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to survive a horror movie: 
1. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to the Underworld.
2. When it appears you have destroyed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to destroy them, so be prepared.
3. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone.
4. If you are outdoors and hear banjos in the distance, immediately start running…
5. If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
6. Do not fool around with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
7. If you're running away from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch you.
8. Beware of certain geographical locations. Such as: Amityville, Elm Street, Camp Crystal Lake, Transylvania, the Bermuda Triangle.
9. If you are traveling with friends, never let any hitch hikers into the van with you. It'll be the worst (if not the last) day of your life.
10. If you sense something is behind you, don't bother turning around to check. Just run!
11. If you are trying to escape the monster, sliding through the cat door in the electronic garage door will not help you any.
12. If you are running away from the monster, don't even try to start the car. It doesn't matter if the car is brand new, it won't start.
13. Do not make a documentary that requires you to hike through the woods while looking for a witch that leaves stick figures hanging in trees.
14. If you see a short guy wearing green and wearing a shamrock hat, I wouldn't stick around to ask about his pot of gold.
15. Never say "Who's there?"
16. Never say "I'll be right back." You won't be back. End of story.
Okay, now that you know the request and the rules to stay alive, the games can begin... muwhahahahaha!
(You can assume North 39 and West 084)
1. In what year did the sequel to House of 1000 Corpses come out? (use last digit)
2. The actual screenwriter and producer, Signe Olynyk, arranged to have herself physically locked in the meat freezer of an abandoned, remote slaughterhouse while writing the script for this movie.
3. In what sequel was Freddy Krueger a dream master?
4. If you know this film, you know this number.
5. In this 2001 film, tensions rise within a cleaning crew as they work in an abandoned mental hospital with a horrific past that seems to be coming back.
6.Carrie is an American horror novel and was Stephen King's _____ published novel, released in 1974.
7.This actor is most closely identified with the general public's perception of the "monster" from the classic Mary Shelley book, Frankenstein. In what month did this icon of horror cinema pass away?
8. In what sequel did Jason Voorhees get a new beginning?
9.How many months did it take for this property to sell after the Defeo’s residency in this house came to an abrupt and tragic end in the early hours of November 13th 1974?
You can check your answers for this puzzle on Geochecker.com.