Cache junky, doin fine
Covered in mud just like a swine
From goin out to grab ‘The Nine”
Around the block all the time
Puzzle freak lookin’ for sign
Jonesin for a cache,
Through the bush he bash
Multi, letterbox, he gonna crash
if he don’t get his fix he’ll dash
out the door at three oclock
lookin for a lock n lock
gotta get that cache a day,
keep those damn DTs away
Virtuals just barely pay
but five by fives’ll make his day
leanin on a tagged out wall
out behind an old strip mall
stroking that GPSr, waiting for his fix.
Cache Junky