GC3V9FR Once upon a time... (Traditional Cache) in British Columbia, Canada created by Cinderoo

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GC3V9FR ▼

A cache by Cinderoo Message this owner

Hidden : 8/23/2012

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Size: Size: small (small)

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Geocache Description:

This is a story cache! When you find it, take a moment to add a small, relevent continuation of whatever it was that was written before you. It is not mandatory - you could just sign your name, and leave it at that.

It's a pretty straightforward find, though you may have to walk through some ivy to reach it. A small price to pay however, when you get to read through what I'm sure will be a brilliant and fascinating work of literature.

Here’s the story from book number one in its full ridiculousness. Don’t even try to make sense of it. Your head will explode.

“Once upon a time there was a forest where magical creatures could be found of all shapes and sizes , of every colour and type, except ZubbyDah… the spotted flying monkey.
One day a dark cloud came on the horizon. What did it mean? The black cloud reached down into the forest and the darkest creature emerged! The flying monkey quickly realized this was his big change to turn it into an awesome turtle so he can. It was made of gold and had magical geocaching powers that would allow one to make magical friends and soar like an eagle in the bright blue sky.
But the flying monkey, ZubbyDah, was jealous of the glow-in-the-dark powers. They locked gazes as they engaged in mortal combat, when all of a sudden Jimmy Cricket whistled to Snow White and the 7 dwarves and went on a picnic and met Mr Hippo, out again on the hunt for squirrel. Good thing he was in a forest! It was a chilly afternoon when everyone assembled in the town square to have a linching lol when the god thunder interrupted to bring good news that the aforementioned squirrel in gifted the glow in the dark horn. And then there were none. Then a stampede of squirrels with horns invaded the village =) and scared everyone EXCEPT the Geocachers!!! We’re not afraid!
Who would have thought horned squirrels would make such great friends? With differences aside, squirrels and Geocachers formed an alliance and baby D rode the pink unicorn to lead them into the park when all of a sudden, this skunk with the red nose appeared and turned as if to spray me, paused and turned around and said… then she flew into the umbrella tree.
From the top of the tree she said “Heed my warning, fools! The flying ninja monkeys are worshipping the gods of toilet paper! The most powerful of the gods! But worship of the toilet paper gods comes at a terrible price! A sacrifice! Not your first born but an FTF!”
New moon. An Aquarian fresh start. Suddenly a howl echoed in the stillness; it was a rainbow wolf which yelled and was surreal. Tic tac toe what? Said the Geocachers. And then…”

You people are hilarious. And somewhat unintelligible.

(BRING YOUR OWN PEN! And enjoy yourselves.)

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Ntnvafg gur jbbqra jnyy

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)

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Once upon a time... Traditional Cache

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