Well folks for good or bad I've decided to share a tradition of mine with you.
About once every three months my friends and I would gather together in the dark of night, pop our popcorn, open our candies, ice our drinks, and we'd sit down to watch a film. Now that doesn't sound too awful does it? Of course not, that's how we got people to join! Also, we didn't call it "Bad Movie Night" that would have been a give away! We simply called it "Movie Night" and to be honest after being faced with some of the horrors I've seen, some of these movies are actually good! One thing I'm sure you will all be grateful for is that I'm going to start you off with something reasonable *evil laughter*. If you really want the full intro to bad movie night you're going to have to watch Barn of the Blood Llama. To this day I've only seen that movie once, because it's THAT bad. Squirm is Oscar material compared to BotBL. I'm now going to have nightmares thinking of that movie.
I'm sure some of you are saying "I've seen this on Mystery Science Theater 3,000", and GOOD for you! However you won't be able to use that to solve this puzzle, because I'm evil. I've seen this movie BEFORE it was on MST3K and to solve this puzzle cache you won't be able to use Mike, Tom, and Crow to help you make it though this film. I've intentionally used parts of this film that are not shown in MST3K *Evil Laughter*
So please print out the below questions, sit back, relax, and prepare to have your brain hurt, your grip on sanity slip, and to question why you even started this puzzle cache because...
*Dramatic Pause*
You're about to watch Squirm!
A. What temperature range does "Mamma" say it's going to be?
B. On What Route does Geri plan to meet Mick?
C. How many days of vacation does Mick have?
D. What is the number on Mick's bus?
E. About how many volts The Sherriff says are pouring into the ground? (First Digit)
F. Unable to believe that Mr. Beardsley is not home, how many times does Geri call his name? (Yes, count that one too.)
GHIJ. What are the numbers below the jewellery the Sheriff is looking at?
K. What does Mick get on his leg? (Number of Letters)
L. Mr Quigley puts on a Diving Helmet who he claims was worn by whom? Number of Letters (First and Last Name)
M. How many teeth are missing from the top of the skull that Mick has?
N. We see the shower head several times throughout the film. How many holes does it have in it?
O. We see the shower head several times throughout the film. How many screws?
P. How much money would a skeleton bring at an auction in Fly Creek?
Q. How many times does Mick hit Roger with the flashlight?
R. By the end of the film you've seen several close ups up the worms. How many teeth do they have?
Now that you've finished the film use those answers in the below formulas to find the cache!
WW=(C*F)+O-(C-E)
XXX=(D*R)+A+(K*G)+J-H
YY=B+Q
ZZZ=(P*N)-(L+M)
N45 WW.XXX
W122 YY.ZZZ
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