The Epic Saga of Charles The Brown
Charles the Brown was a brave knight of the oblong coffee table ... a AA farm team for the round table, and like all good nights of the dark ages, he spent his weekends busily questing for stuff. While all his knight buddies were out searching for grails and whatnot, Sir Charles sought something more elusive ... The true meaning of Solstice!
After much careful thought, he decided on the course of action necessary to accomplish this epic task. He mounted his trusty camel "Sopwith" and, under The Banner of the Brown, rode off on a crusade to cut down the mightiest cedar in Lebanon ... with a Herring!!
The Banner of The Brown
Upon arrival, the first thing Sir Charles noticed was that there weren't a lot of mighty cedars around, having all been cut down to build catapults and the like. (Apparently, his information was somewhat out-of-date!)
He searched for what seemed like minutes ... And just when he was about to give up and go home, there it was! A cedar of Lebanon! ... Not quite as mighty as he had imagined, but beggars can't be choosers. He took out his sharpest herring and with one (thousand) powerful swing(s) of his broadfish, the towering tree came down!
He tied it to his camel and dragged it all the way back to the castle to the sounds of trumpets and cheering! All who saw it were amazed!
Then, Charles the Brown hoisted it up and, pulling the tree inside, placed it in the center of the oblong coffee table.
When the other Knights saw it they were overjoyed, and exclaimed: "Ni! Now go get another one and place it here, beside this one, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect ..."
You are questing for a bison tube.
It's a nice stroll or bike ride to the cache among the mighty cedars along the North side of County Road 512 ... bring a pen.
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