Have fun and be safe.

?: A wed wose. How womantic.

?: I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

?: I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

?: What did he say?
?: He said the sheriff's near.

?: Work work work, work work work... Hello boys, I missed you!

?: Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.
?: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.

?: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.

?: I'd better sit up.
?: Need any help?
?: Oh...All I can get.

?: Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!
?: Mongo like candy.

?: Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!

?: Hush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed!

?: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
?: Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

?: What in the Wide World of Sports is a-going on here?

?: They said you was hung.
?: And they was right.

?: I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid.
?: Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away.
?: Little bastard shot me in the ass.

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