Ahoy, Maties! Tis’ the spirit o’ Cap’n Elias T. Blackjack here!
Avast! Some filthy bilge-rats made off with me last treasure trove (GCNJXR)! And if’n I e’er run ‘cross ‘em on the high seas, I’ll send ‘em all to Davy Jones locker, quicker’n
ye can say “Prepare to be boarded!”
But I’ve a piece o’ bountiful news for ye, Mates! Them scurvy dogs didn’t get away with me biggest booty! Aye, near the shores of The Shelby Sea, just before me mutinous scoundrel crew turned again’ me, I stole ashore and hid me motherlode!
But be’n the vengeful pirate I be, I hid this one extra tricky! It’s fraught with peril and curses! You’ll have to walk the plank if’n ya want to lay eyes on me haul this time! It’ll surely take a salty dog to outwit the Cap’n and plunder me booty this time! This’ll be sure to have ya say’n “Shiver me timbers!”, ya land lubbers!
This be the finest booty a pirate e’er laid one eye upon! Aye! The first plunderer will find a veritable treasure trove of loot! There be real gold, authentic silver coins, valuable precious stones an’ jewels await’n ‘em! Good luck, Maties! Y’ll need it!
May the Grey Dog fore’er sail on! ARRRRRRR!