I Met Her in Budapest ... Mystery Cache
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I Met Her in Budapest ...
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Checksum: North 31, West 36
Things can be said by a single rose. So I told her “You have lovely eyes, mobile, always on the move.” But both hands are full and a few red umbrellas were there hanging, situated between my front teeth.
Later, when we snuggled close together I told her what you can do with two slices of cucumbers, laid for ten minutes on closed eyes. But, I gave it up for Lent, and it never came back. And then I asked her “You don’t have the address of the really secret Secret Service?”
A hunter killer I was, but my truly feminine side was always close by. The thought of Mother kept me going while I climbed Everest on a bicycle. It was a mountain bike. And now, here I am, walking like a constipated goose.
She reminded me to polish banisters every second Wednesday of each month. You know, I tried that once, but the wife discovered it. I’ve just been through a divorce, very nasty because they found me, and I was not reading while in a bed. Now I must go. I have to relocate my trousers.
The shock can bring back memories she’s been repressing. And remember, there should be no earrings in close combat. Get him moved, I can’t have him on the catering premises looking like that. And you know, I really ought to be at home, painting the lady in the crinoline dress.
They’re not in Yellow Pages, are they? The really, really secret Secret Service? I’m still looking. What's that? It used to be just a twitch, but now I’m just a twit. The really secret Secret Service don’t give artificial respiration, only real respiration. And I need a little bit of space to consider the future.
Just now everything went daft. You never know about my dizzy spells, how they will strike. That seems to be the thing about dizzy spells. What can a person do? You were witness of my devotion for her, and once I even tried marriage. But I knew she had to leave, my wedding suit turned out to be combat gear.
... The End
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