Last Train to Squaresville Traditional Cache

Hey, what’s happening, man? Dig, the last thing I want is to send you tripping over some bad vibes. If you’re a cat prone to get a loose wig, let me, like, spell it out for you.

There’s this stash, dig, that’s out there for you to lay your eyes on. But you gotta be cool ‘cause sometimes squares hang out round there and that can be such a drag when you’re trying to be, like, invisible. If there are too many cats present when you eyeball the situation, don’t get all hung up over it. Just get in the wind til everything’s copacetic, then once the Hermans are gonesville, you squat.

So now you’re hip and happening, you do your thing and be cool. Then like, I know it can be, like, a stone bring down, man, but restoring the status quo is definitely hip, you dig? Dig yourself, man.