Welcome To
Tonight's Feature Film:
Well Folks, I hope you've had enough time to recover from BMN #1 because it's time to do it again. If you are sick and twisted enough to have enjoyed the first film you may be ready for this. If you haven't watched the first film I suggest that you do because you have to build up some kind of tolerance. You can't just jump into this, you'll end up inside a padded cell. There were many Christmas themed films to choose from The Gingerdead Man, Jack Frost, and Stanta's Slay just to name a few. But I wanted to try for something that people would remember, which is why I choose this.
At this point if you've never seen this you're thinking to yourself "It's Star Wars how bad can it really be? I've seen those ewok movies and sure they weren't good but they're not THAT bad." Well, I'll just say that you're in for a treat because even George Lucas once said "If I had the time and a hammer, I would smash every copy of the Holiday Special." That says something from the man who thinks Howard the Duck is alright... Howard the Duck... ... maybe a future BMN film... Where was I? Oh right! Ok, for those of you that have seen it I know what you're thinking "#*$% YOU BUSHMA! I'M NOT WATCHING THAT AGAIN!" That's fine, just find someone who hasn't watched and offer to pay them to watch it and give you the answers.
Quick reminder that the D/T ratings are ONLY for the cache itself and have nothing to do with the film. If I had to include the film it'd likely be a 5/5 because I can't go any higher. D5 because it's REALLY hard to watch and T5 because you'll be trying to find the highest place to can to jump off of to get away from this film.
Now I sugest you print out the below questions, sit back, relax and try to keep your sanity while you watch the Star Wars Holiday Special!
A. How many Star Destroyers are chasing the Millenium Falcon?
B How many holographic performers are there (Don't count the green one with the horn)
C. How many Life Days has Chewie missed?
D. How many planets away is the "shaggy carpet" that Mala ordered?
E. How many volumes of the Imperial Penial code are there?
F. What job does Willie Rawles enjoy more than any other? (Number of letters)
G. How many crayons does the Trailtracker come with?
I. How many fingers does Krelman have (assuming it's the same on both hands)?
JKLM. What was the Storm Trooper's designation who was left behind to wait for Chewie?
NOP. How much are the cotton briefs? (you may need to find the commercials on their own for this one)
Final Coords
WW.XXX
YY.ZZZ
WW = A+B+E
XXX = (E*I)*(O+P)-(F+D+A)
YY = JK+C+A
ZZZ = (JK*I)+(E*G)-((G+M+L)*(J+N)
You can check your answers for this puzzle on GeoChecker.com.