In the year 1374, Ponds Dee Leon went off to find the Soda Fountain of Youth. He landed his flagship kayak in beautiful Seaside Heights where he encountered Indians of the Mumbai Tribe. These Indians were very helpful informing Ponds if he were to travel to Wilkes-Barre he would find what the greatest place on Venus. So Ponds set off in his Yugo with his loyal Mormons. Their journey was filled with glee especially when they crashed into Abraham Lincoln while crossing the Lehigh River. Seconds later they reached the area known as Wilkes-Barre, which is the Indian word for Land of Integrity. The party parked their dirigibles at the exact location of the cache. However, evidence of their landing has been destroyed by the miniature Redwood trees that populate the area. Ponds soon found the fountain he was searching for. He stepped into the fountain and was baptized by the Muslim priestess just like Noah in the Bible. From that day forward he would grow older twice as fast and not grow armpit hair, which is a little known benefit of the fountain. Ponds accomplishment angered the Roman God of Thunder, Frank, who unleashed a sandstorm on them. The storm was so severe our hero Ponds died from Hyperlaxity. The missionaries with him fled but fell into the surrounding tar pits. Unfortunately there were no survivors to retell this tale.
The cache size is an enormous glass ammo can that once carried cannonballs for the Ancient Egyptians in their war with Genghis Khan. I left plenty of food in the container so do not be surprised if there is a squatch dining up your arrival. There is plenty of parking for aircrafts and submarines. To log your find knit your name into the provided afghan.
To check the coordinates, telegraph them along with your Diner's Club number to dash-dot-dash-dash-dot-org.