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The Thomas Crown Affair [ASiP1] Traditional Cache

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Monk-E Arms: Like Thomas Crowne himself, it is time for this cache to disappear. Thanks to all those who expressed their enjoyment of this one.

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Hidden : 12/16/2012
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

[As Seen in Portland, #1]


Recently some SLAGA members expressed how they liked creative and well written logs.  This cache is hidden to give more opportunities for such logs.
 

I won't delete your find if you only write "TFTC" or "TNLNSL", but I will seriously frown in your general direction.  

Remember, as with all caches, trade even or trade up!!


The starting contents of the cache are:
  • The one ring to rule them all (but let me warn you, don't put it on your finger.  It won't be good.)
  • 10 dilithium crystals, warp-core ready
  • A key to the government storage facility with the lost Ark of the Covenant
  • "San Giorgio Maggiore at Dusk" by Claude Monet
  • A clydesdale (if people could possibly drop off some hay until he gets traded, that would be cool...)
  • George Lucas (after selling Lucasfilm to Disney, he wanted a quiet place to hide out)
  • A DeLorean DMC12, with an aftermarket Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor installed (I found it in 2015, brought it back here, and started a hoax on Facebook back in June 2012 that fooled people into looking for Doc Brown and Hoverboards)
  • The escape shuttle from the Nostromo
  • a YT-1300 freighter, highly modified (needs a little work, but basically space-worthy)
  • 400 gallons of Guinness
  • The Baseball Diamond (I grabbed it while the Muppets were distracted)
  • A map to Cibola, one of the legendary seven cities of gold

The cache is so incredibly jam-packed with awesome stuff that you will need to bring your own pen/pencil/quill to sign the log!

FTF prize is $150 million in Bellagio casion chips. (Look, just don't ask so many questions, ok?  Someone just left them sitting on the sidewalk... If anyone asks, you didn't get it from me.)

Cache is placed with permission of the general manager.

NOTE: This cache is a blatant copy of "Your pants! Your pants! Your pants are on fire!" cache by Baron Munchhausen (which also was blatantly copied by "Teller of Untruths, Your Trousers Have Combusted").  That was a blatant copy of the “Flaming Trousers” cache by reforestgrrl in Corvallis, OR which was a blatant copy of the“Pants on Fire” cache by Lost Womyn and Anadromous Girl in Woodland, CA which was a blatant copy of the “Liar, Liar” cache by Trovamo in Temecula, CA, which was a blatant copy of "The Trading Post" cache by Snake and Rooster in San Diego, which was a blatant copy of the "I'll Trade Ya" cache by AZcachemeister in Arizona.


[This is the first in a series of caches I have planned inspired by caches I saw on my recent trip to Portland.]

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